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I must start off my saying that I don't believe in organized religion.
Power corrupts and until Corporate America came
into power they were traditionally the most powerful entities on Earth.
I do believe in Spirituality and believe that I
am watched, loved, and blessed by what I call Creation.
With that being said, this is my breakdown of the worlds Religions...not
all of them, just the most popular ones. Cause if you follow a religion that isn't popular you're probably going to hell.
God
only lets the popular kids into heaven. It's Heaven not public school.
Judaism-- I have the most respect for Jews out
of all other religions. If I was persecuted, discriminated against, hated, tortured, and had a Holocaust performed on
me I would switched to another religion 2,000 years ago.
I would be thinking that Shinto would be looking pretty good
by now. But they stuck with it. Good for them. Cause if they didn't; we wouldn't have anyone to run Hollywood.
Christianity--
I don't care what you say. All Christians west of St. Petersburg are Roman Catholics. You only became what you are AFTER Martin
Lurther nailed a piece of paper to a church door, and that was only 500 years ago. Even then you are barely not Jewish. All
you did was add another book to the Torah and claim that this dude was the Son of God in 400 AD (until then Jesus was considered
a prophet and a Man). But most Christians don't know that, cause most Christians don't like studying the history of their
religion. Which has caused more War, Murdered, Geneoicde, hatred, and fear than anyone religion. Besides that Christianity
is okay, if you like molesting little boys. Wait that's only for the people who God speaks to directly, not the masses.
Islam--
Allah is the one true God and Mohammahed is his prophet. Moving on.
Buddism-- Who can hate Buddism? Buddha is a fat
jolly guy whose sole perpuse in creating the religions was so that people was recreate his image into statues that could
be used for paper wieghts and door stops. Simply brillant. Having Buddha for your savior is like having Santa Claus for your
savior. Their both fat. Their both jolly. Their both give you presents. Only Santa gives you toys while Buddha gives you Enlightenment.
Hudism-- This is the scariest religion. All of the Gods, and they have hundreds of them, have multiple limbs. If they
ever found a way to bring those Gods from their after life to Earth they would be a hyper destructive force that only Chuck
Norris could stop, but even that would be a challenge for him.
Scientology-- Is the greatest religion on Earth if you
are rich or a Celebrity. If you are either than it sucks...balls.
Oh and with most of my blogs if you got offended
by my rantings Fuck Off. The whole thing is a joke anyway. Learn to laugh at yourself and your beliefs. Life is so much easier
if you do.
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