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Babies are a Drain on Society
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All I am saying is that babies serve no point! They don't work. They don't pay taxes. They don't vote. All the do is poop and cost money. We are overpopulated as a planet. What better why to help the planet out than by getting rid of the uselss portion of it. BABIES!
    They can work. They can be used as weights. Some are pretty fat. And they can hold little hammers. When they are a little older than can be used for make-up testing and coal mining. The 1800's had it right. Put those little suckers to work.
    Oh and they are dumb. Dumb. Ask a baby what's the capital of Iowa. It won't know. Ask it to read a book. It can't. Ask it to change the channel 3 stations up. It won't be able to. Cause they are DUMB!

    And what is up with people thinking that their babies are cute. Babies are not cute. As a human, you are the ugliest when you are a baby. When you get to 3 or 4 and older you become cute and only get more attractive as you age. You become HOT when you become 18 and only because in America we have deemed it 18 as the age of acceptable hotness. If you are the cutiest when you are a baby then you are an ugly person and I feel sorry for you.

In conclusion, babies are dumb, ugly, and stupid. Kill all babies. They haven't lived that long, they won't know what they are missing.

Beyond Offensive - Portland - OR - US