I was driving on 217 and a van hooked at me for merging. Bad move.
So I opened my sunroof, climbed out on to my roof, then jumped onto the van, making sure my car was in neutral, obviously.
I then open the drivers door and threw the driver out onto the highway.
Then passenger gave me crap, so I unbuckled their seatbelt then caused the van to flip.
After we rolled a few times, I preceded to face the passenger in the face. In the Face
Then dropped a C4 cap I had in my pocket and set the timer for 5 seconds.
I casually walked back to my car, which had stopped gracefully a feet from the van,
then got in on drove back to the office.
This is a picture of the van